You know, we might be able to get at least one of my
troops to wear an explosive device.
-- Jayne
(collected by Kris Fazzari)
"People will die!" -- Jayne
"They'll be our own people, but still..." -- Lorianne
"You teach (the men) how to dig ditches, I teach them how to die
in them." -- Jayne to Philippe
"Do we make it into battle sober?" -- Amos
"No! Not if it can be avoided!" -- Philippe
"I do not repair an engine, I do not fight a battle, I do not
make love to a woman sober." -- Philippe
"And a woman doesn't make love to you sober, if she can help
it." -- Jayne
"I'm sure, for those of you that live, there will be a hearty
reward!" -- Jayne to her Sharks
"How good is your seamanship?" -- Philippe
"Better than bad." -- Lorianne
"I got 13 (volunteers)! I only got 15 last time, so this is
working." -- Jayne to the group
"Crappy clothes? I thought you said preppy clothes." -- GM to Jayne
"Izods! Izods for everyone!" -- Jill Pritts
"Once we rescue zis woman... Now you've got me talking like
you!" -- Jayne to Philippe
"I'm going to be working all night to make brandy-based
napalm." -- Philippe to GM
"If we destroy (Queen Kelly's) kingdom, no one else will want
to take it from her." -- Lorianne to the group
"It's hard to argue with logic like that." -- GM
"You know, we might be able to get at least one of my troops to
wear an explosive device." -- Jayne to the group
"OK, cool, Jayne has breasts. Big ones. Not so big that she
can't fight." -- Jayne
"They'll waggle when she walks, like a plane saying, 'Yes.'" --
Philippe
"No, see, Jayne has invented the sports bra." -- Liz Trumitch
"I want to find a soldier I can drag off and knock out." --
Bridget to GM
"And make wild, passionate love to." -- Lorianne
"Well, if I have the time." -- Bridget
"Bridget hypnotizes (the soldier) with her bouncing breasts."
-- Kris Fazzari
"That would be a specialty skill." -- Cal Rea
"No, Philippe is not going to be teaching tuneless Englishman
how to sing." -- Cal Rea
"Where's...I can't remember his name." -- Bridget
"O'Cereal?" -- Kris Fazzari
"O'Cirian?" -- Cal Rea
"Ostrich?" -- Jill Pritts
"O'Sirideain." -- GM
"The warlord." -- Bridget
"The Queen will be scarred for life." -- GM
"That's OK." -- Jayne
"I'm giving (the warlord) a hungry look, because I want to kill
him, and I think I can translate that into a look of desire."
-- Jayne to GM
"I know Bleys would send someone." -- Queen Kelly
"Well actually, he's back in his office." -- Bridget
"You're a really shitty flyer!" -- Jayne to Amos
"If I were him, I'd crash them both into a wall." -- Jill Pritts
"I'm shooting anything that's black." -- Philippe to GM
"All the teen goths will be very unhappy." -- Jill Pritts
"All I can tell is that the town is burning, so I figure the
plan went the way our plans usually do." -- Lorianne to GM
"I saved some children, they can worship (Queen Kelly) or
whatever it is they do." -- Jayne to GM
"What color is the sky in your world?" -- Cal Rea
"(Jayne's) going to ride a horse through a burning town?" -- Kris Fazzari
"It's going to take all of (her) strength and skill." -- GM
"Put a blindfold over the horse's eyes." -- Jill Pritts
"Well, then you'll have another problem..." -- Kris Fazzari
"Burning them, beating them to a bloody pulp, and then
questioning them is not a very effective tactic." --
GM to Philippe, on questioning prisoners
Jayne's Ballad II:
Plain Jayne of London Town
Put on a dress and pranced around
O'Sirideain invited her to sit down
Stuck a sword in his throat and he went down
Gurgling and thrashing all around
Her Sharks rallied to the awful sound
Then men in black came to town
And bodies of Sharks lay on the ground
But suddenly, a plane flew around
With a rescue rope hanging down
Head in hand, Jayne lept up from the ground
Grabbed a Shark as she swung around
With the weight, they barely got off the ground
Just before Philippe bombed the town
Dropped into a pond with a splashing sound
Rode a horse through the burning town
Only one more shark could be found
Plain Jayne of London Town
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